*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND
- rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are
- always call your significant other by their german translated name
- wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
